April 2013
1 post
January 2013
9 posts
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
An answer in two parts:
1) Trick question to catch the cissexist, scum-bucket, male-patriarchy-enabling, terrorist, flat-earth,...
reblog if you are not hemophobic!!
ananthropologistonvenus:
corneliusrobinson:
THIS should be on everyone’s blog!
if u r a bigoted casteist then keep scrolling!
Man, I freaking love blood! Reblogging this all day long!
“If a child identifies as a girl and the child’s family presents her as a...”
– Girl Scouts of Colorado, 2011
“I want to put my penis in things. The problem is that most of them have names.”
– IRC chatlog
December 2012
10 posts
“I don’t fuck around when I’m sick. This one time I walked two miles...”
– IRC
ANY NUMBER PLEASE..
1: Picture of yourself
2: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
3: Have you ever been dumped?
4: What do you most like about making out?
5: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
6: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
7: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
8: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
9: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
10: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
11: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
12: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
13: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
14: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
15: Do you miss your last sweetie?
16: Last time you slow danced with someone?
17: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
18: How can I win your heart?
19: What is your astrological sign?
20: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
21: Do you cook?
22: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
23: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
24: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
25: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
26: Name four things that you wish you had:
27: Are you a player?
28: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
29: Are you a tease?
30: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
31: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
32: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
33: Hugs or Kisses?
34: Are you too shy to ask someone out?
35: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
36: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
37: . If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
38: Do you flirt a lot?
39: Your last kiss?
40: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011?
41: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
42: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
43: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
44: Does someone like you currently?
45: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
46: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
47: Ever made out with just a friend?
48: Are you happier single or in a relationship?
49: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.
There are few things so painful as to watch the person you love, love somebody else.
I don’t know if I’m more jealous of Ron Weasley for getting to kiss Hermione Granger, or Rupert Grint for getting to kiss Emma Watson. Those luck sons of bitches.
My mind is kinda warped.
Friend's Facebook Status: I really want to put a mini christmas tree in my room.
Me:
Friend's Facebook Status: I really want to put a mini christmas tree in my room.
Me:
Friend's Facebook Status: I really want to put a mini christmas tree in my room.
Me:
Friend's Facebook Status: I really want to put a mini christmas tree in my room.
Me:
Friend's Facebook Status: I really want to put a mini christmas tree in my room.
What I almost say: I could give you a mini christmas tree in your room, if you know what I mean...
breathe if im your favorite blog
thank you
I wish this was on a shittier blog so I could make a joke about asphyxiating.
fluent-in-lesbianism:
forsciencejohn:
when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”
November 2012
12 posts
nosdrinker:
every picture i’ve seen of mitt romney since the election leads me to believe he’s having a mental breakdown
You made a slight error there. Like, suggesting he was mentally fit before the election.
Anonymous asked: you're a fucking man. So next time you feel like inserting your opinion and rambling about dumb shit you don't understand, why don't you take a second and realize that not everything is about you. The mass objectification of women, and our rage and frustration about it, is not an appropriate subject for your long-ass pseudo intellectual mansplaining rants. Just go home.
Anonymous asked: an asshole who keeps bugging you for your phone number? Have you been told by women that your outfit was "too slutty" for you to refuse sex? Have you been raped because of it? Have you had to console your sister that yes, she's still a good person after ten different guys at school have mercilessly called her fat, and thought that their opinion mattered in any shape or form? Sure,...
Anonymous asked: the reason people are getting upset about ~~le menz inserting their opinions about eyebrows is because NEWSFLASH: men spend a an inordinate amount of time policing the shit out of women's appearances. *As a man* you have absolutely no fucking clue what it actually means to be objectified, pretty much every day, by everyone who fucking looks at you. To constantly be expected to be attractive....
sonic-chickenkitty-iou:
music-is-what-unites-us:
singingtoabrokenstereo:
every person who reblogs this will get a definition of a random word in their askbox
every
single
person.
go.
I’ve literally never been more excited.
I’m curious.
Tinychat, y'all! →
What schizophrenic people hear →
owlconsumeyou:
kill-natalie:
lokis-army-at-221b:
parachutesandpostcards:
ohh-hey:
flourishtodecay:
bashthebeaver:
catsman-cats:
anotherhomestuck:
the-tardis-gets-wifi:
loki-cat:
piertotum—-locomotor:
Watch this with headphones or in a quite room with loud speakers. It is by far one of the creepiest things I have ever heard.
i didn’t last five seconds
NOPE
This is...
Normally, I am a patient man, but when I am eating my All-American, heart-attack-in-a-bun Big-Mac, do not come up to me peddling your god like dodgy, second-hand, knock-off hand-bags. Seriously.
Like, that period there, has an invisible period with its own full stop.
If you want to try and convert people to your church while blatantly ignoring what Jesus said in the book of Matthew about how...
October 2012
2 posts
TOO GOOD AT SPORT FOR POLITE SOCIETY TO HANDLE:... →
youknowyourecanadianwhen:
50° Fahrenheit (10° C) · Californians shiver uncontrollably. · Canadians plant gardens. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) · Italian cars won’t start. · Canadians drive with the windows down. 32° Fahrenheit (0° C) · American water freezes. · Canadian water gets thicker. 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) · New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. · Canadians have the last cookout...
swexan:
libraryshalalala:
50shadesofbellamy:
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades...
September 2012
4 posts
Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself.
August 2012
1 post
July 2012
5 posts
Figure I might as well toss it out there!
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
Sometimes, I hate my manhood.
I have a fair number of female friends who have been raped or sexually abused, in and out of relationships, by strangers and acquaintances. I’m a 6’2” 200 pound, wider built, unshaven man. And, every time I see them, I wonder “Are they afraid of me?” and I don’t mean me the person, but me the physical entity. I wonder, when I move my arms making a gesture...
June 2012
5 posts
The only reason I’ve never torn my own skin off is because I frankly cannot be asked to deal with the bitching and moaning.
“I like art, and by art I mean music, poetry, sex, paintings, the human body,...”
– Hunter Reveur (via c-harientism)
“Don’t do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your...”
– Henry Rollins
May 2012
1 post
